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[pazza poli]

Mia cugina calabrese vorrebbe tuttora scopare con me, ma è un cesso colossale, dovrebbe dimagrire minimo 40 chili e poi di faccia sembra mio zio....

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Squirto]

che in passato ti sei fatto tua cugina? secondo voi come la prenderebbe?

non confessare mai alla tua donna che ti sei trombato una che lei conosce,
neanche sotto tortura!!!
ti romperà  i coglioni finchè campi, ad intervalli piu' o meno regolari, quando meno te lo aspetti e comunque nei momenti meno opportuni..........

dai retta a un cretino.... :jelly13:

Se è per questo vale anche il contrario

eheheh è vero, spesso è cosi'

[andamento lento]

che in passato ti sei fatto tua cugina? secondo voi come la prenderebbe?

non confessare mai alla tua donna che ti sei trombato una che lei conosce,
neanche sotto tortura!!!
ti romperà  i coglioni finchè campi, ad intervalli piu' o meno regolari, quando meno te lo aspetti e comunque nei momenti meno opportuni..........

dai retta a un cretino.... :jelly13:

Se è per questo vale anche il contrario

il contrario in che senso?

[SuSEr]

Se lei ti dice che ha trombato con uno che tu conosci e frequenti.

[Squirto]

nel senso che anche molti uomini si comportano cosi'

[andamento lento]

nel senso che anche molti uomini si comportano cosi'

Ok, ok, ma le donne sono delle vere professioniste in questo, imparaggiabili ed ineguagliabili.

Ho un caro amico che per via di una scappatella giovanile, ad intervalli regolari di un anno circa, "subisce" una crisi di nervi ormai cronica da parte dell'amata consorte, tale crisi, della durata di circa di una settimana, nasce si esaurisce dal nulla e senza apparente motivo, ma è di una intensità  tale da far ogni volta vacillare un matrimonio apparentemente solidissimo.

Sono cose che la mia mente, peraltro bacata , non riesce a concepire e comprendere!

:jelly13:

[toroloco1972]

quoto in pieno al 100 % andamento lento.
mai dire ad una donna che ti sei fatto qualcuna che lei conosce perchè hai finito di stare in pace, e bene che ti vada hai finito di avere qualsiasi tipo di rapporto con quella persona.

[Puck]

che in passato ti sei fatto tua cugina? secondo voi come la prenderebbe?

non confessare mai alla tua donna che ti sei trombato una che lei conosce,
neanche sotto tortura!!!
ti romperà  i coglioni finchè campi, ad intervalli piu' o meno regolari, quando meno te lo aspetti e comunque nei momenti meno opportuni..........

dai retta a un cretino.... :jelly13:

Mai quotato niente con più convinzione!!!

[manuel_b77]

che in passato ti sei fatto tua cugina? secondo voi come la prenderebbe?

Secondo me ti chiede di fare un giochino a tre con lei ...

[Drogato_ di_porno]

stìghidin, stìghidin, stish stidùn; aaah

All known all white bare white body fixed one yard legs joined like sewn. Light heat white floor one square yard never seen. White walls one yard by two white ceiling one square yard never seen. Bare white body fixed only the eyes only just. Traces blurs light grey almost white on white. Hands hanging palms front white feet heels together right angle. Light heat white planes shining white bare white body fixed mia cuggina fixed elsewhere. Traces blurs signs no meaning light grey almost white. Bare white body fixed white on white invisible. Only the eyes only just light blue almost white. Head naught eyes light blue almost white silence within. Brief murmurs only just almost never all known. Traces blur signs no meaning light grey almost white. Legs joined like sewn heels together right angle. Traces alone uncover given black light grey almost white on white. Light heat white walls shining white one yard by two. Bare white body fixed one yard mia cuggina fixed elsewhere. Traces blurs signs no meaning light grey almost white. White feet toes joined like sewn heels together right angle invisible. Eyes alone uncover given blue light blue almost white. Murmur only just almost never one second perhaps not alone. Given rose only just bare white body fixed one yard white on white invisible. All white all known murmurs only just almost never always the same white invisible. Bare white body fixed mia cuggina elsewhere. Only the eyes only just light blue almost white fixed front. mia cuggina murmur only just almost never one second perhaps a way out. Head naught eyes light blue almost white fixed front mia cuggina murmur mia cuggina silence. Eyes holes light blue almost white mouth white seam like sewn invisible. mia cuggina murmur perhaps a nature one second almost never that much memory almost never. White walls each its trace grey blur signs no meaning light grey almost white. Light heat all known all white planes meeting invisible. mia cuggina murmur only just almost never one second perhaps a meaning that much memory almost never. White feet toes joined like sewn heels together right angle mia cuggina elsewhere no sound. Hands hanging palms front legs joined like sewn. Head naught eyes holes light blue almost white fixed front silence within. mia cuggina elsewhere always there but that known not. Eyes holes light blue alone uncover given blue light blue almost white only colour fixed front. All white all known white planes shining white mia cuggina murmur only just almost never one second light time that much memory almost never. Bare white body fixed one yard mia cuggina fixed elsewhere white on white invisible heart breath no sound. Only the eyes given blue light blue almost white fixed front only colour alone uncover. Planes meeting invisible one only shining white infinite but that known not. Nose ears while holes mouth white seam like sewn invisible. mia cuggina murmurs only just almost never one second always the same all known. Given rose only just bare white body fixed one yard invisible all known without within. mia cuggina perhaps a nature one image same time a little less blue and white in the wind. White ceiling shining white one square yard never seen mia cuggina perhaps a ;way out there one second mia cuggina silence. Traces alone uncover given black grey blurs signs no meaning grey light almost white always the same. mia cuggina perhaps not alone one second with image always the silence. Given rose only just nails fallen white over. Long hair fallen white invisible over. White scars invisible same white as flesh torn of old given rose only just. mia cuggina image only just almost never one second light time blue and white in the wind. Head naught nose ears white holes mouth white seam like sewn invisible over. Only the eyes given blue fixed front light blue almost white only colour alone uncover. Light heat white planes shining white one only shining white infinite but that known not. mia cuggina a nature only just almost never one second with image same time a little less blue and white in the wind. Traces blues light grey eyes holes light blue almost white fixed front mia cuggina a meaning only just almost never mia cuggina silence. Bare white one yard fixed mia cuggina fixed elsewhere no sound legs joined like sewn heels together right angle hands hanging palms front. Head naught eyes holes light blue almost white fixed front silence within. mia cuggina elsewhere always there but that known not. mia cuggina perhaps not alone one second with image same time a little less dim eye black and white half closed along lashes imploring that much memory almost never. A far flash of time all white all over all of old mia cuggina flash white walls shining white no trace eyes holes light blue almost white last colour mia cuggina white over. mia cuggina fixed last elsewhere legs joined like sewn heels together right angle hands hanging palms front head naught eyes white invisible fixed front over. Given rose only just one yard invisible bare white all known without within over. White ceiling never seen mia cuggina of old only just almost never one second light time white floor never seen mia cuggina of old perhaps there. mia cuggina of old only just perhaps a meaning nature one second almost never blue and white in that much memory henceforth never. White planes no traces shining white one only shining white infinite but that known not. Light heat all known all white heart breath no sound. Head naught eyes fixed front old mia cuggina last murmur one second perhaps not alone eye unlustrous black and white half closed long lashes imploring mia cuggina silence mia cuggina over.

[pippuzzo]

stìghidin, stìghidin, stish stidùn; aaah

All known all white bare white body fixed one yard legs joined like sewn. Light heat white floor one square yard never seen. White walls one yard by two white ceiling one .......

???

[silverfranz]

Mia cugina e' un TRANS !!!!!

[tettonemaniaco]

Mia cugina mi ha insegnato a farmi le seghe

[cytherea]

stìghidin, stìghidin, stish stidùn; aaah

All known all white bare white body fixed one yard legs joined like sewn. Light heat white floor one square yard never seen. White walls one yard by two white ceiling one square yard never seen. Bare white body fixed only the eyes only just. Traces blurs light grey almost white on white. Hands hanging palms front white feet heels together right angle. Light heat white planes shining white bare white body fixed mia cuggina fixed elsewhere. Traces blurs signs no meaning light grey almost white. Bare white body fixed white on white invisible. Only the eyes only just light blue almost white. Head naught eyes light blue almost white silence within. Brief murmurs only just almost never all known. Traces blur signs no meaning light grey almost white. Legs joined like sewn heels together right angle. Traces alone uncover given black light grey almost white on white. Light heat white walls shining white one yard by two. Bare white body fixed one yard mia cuggina fixed elsewhere. Traces blurs signs no meaning light grey almost white. White feet toes joined like sewn heels together right angle invisible. Eyes alone uncover given blue light blue almost white. Murmur only just almost never one second perhaps not alone. Given rose only just bare white body fixed one yard white on white invisible. All white all known murmurs only just almost never always the same white invisible. Bare white body fixed mia cuggina elsewhere. Only the eyes only just light blue almost white fixed front. mia cuggina murmur only just almost never one second perhaps a way out. Head naught eyes light blue almost white fixed front mia cuggina murmur mia cuggina silence. Eyes holes light blue almost white mouth white seam like sewn invisible. mia cuggina murmur perhaps a nature one second almost never that much memory almost never. White walls each its trace grey blur signs no meaning light grey almost white. Light heat all known all white planes meeting invisible. mia cuggina murmur only just almost never one second perhaps a meaning that much memory almost never. White feet toes joined like sewn heels together right angle mia cuggina elsewhere no sound. Hands hanging palms front legs joined like sewn. Head naught eyes holes light blue almost white fixed front silence within. mia cuggina elsewhere always there but that known not. Eyes holes light blue alone uncover given blue light blue almost white only colour fixed front. All white all known white planes shining white mia cuggina murmur only just almost never one second light time that much memory almost never. Bare white body fixed one yard mia cuggina fixed elsewhere white on white invisible heart breath no sound. Only the eyes given blue light blue almost white fixed front only colour alone uncover. Planes meeting invisible one only shining white infinite but that known not. Nose ears while holes mouth white seam like sewn invisible. mia cuggina murmurs only just almost never one second always the same all known. Given rose only just bare white body fixed one yard invisible all known without within. mia cuggina perhaps a nature one image same time a little less blue and white in the wind. White ceiling shining white one square yard never seen mia cuggina perhaps a ;way out there one second mia cuggina silence. Traces alone uncover given black grey blurs signs no meaning grey light almost white always the same. mia cuggina perhaps not alone one second with image always the silence. Given rose only just nails fallen white over. Long hair fallen white invisible over. White scars invisible same white as flesh torn of old given rose only just. mia cuggina image only just almost never one second light time blue and white in the wind. Head naught nose ears white holes mouth white seam like sewn invisible over. Only the eyes given blue fixed front light blue almost white only colour alone uncover. Light heat white planes shining white one only shining white infinite but that known not. mia cuggina a nature only just almost never one second with image same time a little less blue and white in the wind. Traces blues light grey eyes holes light blue almost white fixed front mia cuggina a meaning only just almost never mia cuggina silence. Bare white one yard fixed mia cuggina fixed elsewhere no sound legs joined like sewn heels together right angle hands hanging palms front. Head naught eyes holes light blue almost white fixed front silence within. mia cuggina elsewhere always there but that known not. mia cuggina perhaps not alone one second with image same time a little less dim eye black and white half closed along lashes imploring that much memory almost never. A far flash of time all white all over all of old mia cuggina flash white walls shining white no trace eyes holes light blue almost white last colour mia cuggina white over. mia cuggina fixed last elsewhere legs joined like sewn heels together right angle hands hanging palms front head naught eyes white invisible fixed front over. Given rose only just one yard invisible bare white all known without within over. White ceiling never seen mia cuggina of old only just almost never one second light time white floor never seen mia cuggina of old perhaps there. mia cuggina of old only just perhaps a meaning nature one second almost never blue and white in that much memory henceforth never. White planes no traces shining white one only shining white infinite but that known not. Light heat all known all white heart breath no sound. Head naught eyes fixed front old mia cuggina last murmur one second perhaps not alone eye unlustrous black and white half closed long lashes imploring mia cuggina silence mia cuggina over.

Drogato, è molto intellettuale ma è bellissimo quello che hai fatto sostituendo "ping" (: suono; rumore) - il suono evocato da Pippuzzo -con "mia cuggina"... Beckett approverebbe!!!

[Stickman]

Io non ho cugine.
Sono sicuro che sarebbe stato assurdo e perverso come me lo immagino.

E voi? Ce l'avete una cugina bona? Baffi? Tette?

Ve lo faceva toccare il culo?