Ultimo film di Axel Braun

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"Keep in mind that I am still giving away a signed copy of this movie to the person who writes in with the best SYNOPSIS for it. Can be anything people. Anything. Just send them in...

Written, Produced, and Directed by Axel Braun

Starring; Avy Scott, Kurt Lockwood, Ashley Blue, Taylor Rain, and a bunch of dudes with stiff pork swords.
***

Right off the bat this thing looks slicker than shit, with a killer intro credit roll that keeps me entertained, even without sex, and originally scored music. This may be the best intro to a fuck flick I have ever seen, sad to say, and you've got to hand it to the editor on this one for putting in the extra effort and showing the love.

After the teaser clips in the credit roll, we start with a plane taking off to Los Angeles, and the time worn mechanism of a lead actress voice over. It's really one of the best ways to tell a real story in porn, so I'm not faulting Axel for it, ‘cause I do it all the time, and it not only saves him time shooting, but spares us as well having to watch the sex star bumbling through complex dialogue that they barely understand. Let's face it, these girls didn't get involved in porn because they were tremendous actresses. Most of them have never even heard of the Groundlings, even though it's less than a twenty minute drive from where they party every other night, nor have they even thought about taking a cold read class in Burbank. Not going to happen, so I will fill you in on the details, just like Avy fills us in. She wants to rock, so she hops a plane and goes to Los Angeles to meet her rich Uncle, a Hollywood producer, who sends Axel to be his chauffer, which is cool because it gives Axel an excuse to show off his bitchin' black Jaguar and maybe write it off on his taxes later.

Lucky for us her uncle is Ron Jeremy (don't we all call him Uncle Ronnie?) who produces porn and when she arrives two tasty blondes are being photographed in Sapphic positions, like you used to put your sisters Barbie's in, and Mark Starr, brother of Darren, is snapping shots of them doing their thing with a killer KISS t-shirt on. Uncle Ronnie (what I shall call him from here on out) tried his best to distract the naà¯ve Avy Scott by sending her upstairs to brush her teeth while he shoots some scorching hot porn of Penthouse Pet Kelle Marie and newbie Bella Starr, slurping snatches on the "do not sit on" couches in the Art Deco house you've seen all year in porn flicks. While she is up there, she begins to hallucinate a fuzzy Elvis in the mirror talking to her, an homage straight out of one of my favorite movies, True Romance, mixed with a little Tyler Durden from FIGHT CLUB, one of my other favorite movies, because when she turns around to look at him, as any of us would while brushing our teeth in the middle of the day after a long flight, he isn't really there. He cues her into her Uncles sinister plans to shoot porn and invites her to sneak a peek at the horror that is super hot, midday, lesbian sex.

Now to the good stuff!

Kelle Marie positions Bella Starr in doggy over the couch, pulling her fresh, pink cunt hole wide open for us and eating her ass with sloppy slober strings while Bella moans and whines. There is a whole lot of ass eating here, not just the obligatory nod to salad tossing you see in most films, and it is immediately coupled with some serious finger banging action.

The transition occurs with Ronnie playing director, sort of like a world within a world, slowing the action slightly, but it picks right up again with Bella giving juicy Kelle Marie a detailed labia tongue bath while Kelle commands that she fuck her with he tongue and suck her pussy. Axel makes sure to get plenty of frantic, lusty close up's, conveying true sexual urgency and desire, and I give him credit for that. Bella looks like she is in heaven while she loving licks away at Kelle's gorgeous slit.

Then Kelle sucks on Bella's toes for a while like a true shrimper before diving back into her pretty pussy. Avy manages to catch a little of the action before Elvis tells her to pack her bags and meet him in the driveway in his '65 Cadillac, complete with the unconvincingly mumbled, "thank you very much." She does and like something out of a bad late night television movie they drive off past the light stand and into a cheesy red sun montage, stopping only when Avy is too tired to drive and Elvis tells her she will be safe at the nearest hotel. She walks in to find Marty Ramono pulling his worst trailer park white trash junky routine with a bandage tied over his track marked arm and the Cahuenga sniffles. He hocks a room for her credit card, at $14.50 a night, cockroaches included, and then commands that Dominica Leone, who is hiding under the desk, suck him in his best Rob Spallone voice. Avy walks out, enters her room, and face plants on the bed, while Marty and Dominica go to work in the fade to.

The scene starts with Dominica showing off her suck skills on Marty's chrome hard pecker. The blue and black ying yang tattoo on the inside of his left forearm makes a nice counterpoint to her furious handjob slash blowjob, even with the answering machine going off in the beginning of the action. Marty screws his face up while she shows off her Hungarian sex education but looks more like he has to take a shit than he is enjoying it. After what seems like forever, Marty just unceremoniously stands up, throws his slutty little ass up on the desk and starts to power fuck her. At last things are starting to look good. Then he stops and they clumsily remove her dress and the film transitions to a slow motion art shot of Marty doing her in standing doggy. The film clips through some psychedelic transitions featuring swirls and Avy's face and then to Marty sitting with Dominica riding him in reverse cowgirl. She's got a rockin' body but reminds me of a chick I would be more likely to sport fuck than actually date. When she winces with pleasure she makes a face that reminds me of Hedwig and the Angry Inch when he was still a boy.

Marty pulls his dick out of her and without a word, stuffs it into her ass while her pendulous belly jewelry blings and wags back and forth, accentuating her taut midsection. Then after a solid pounding in a difficult position, he lifts her up and onto the desk on her side and plows her stinkhole good and solid while she whines. The footage here is clean and solid and awesome, with the nice touch of the boots kicked out to the side, and it makes up big time for the earlier footage in this scene, which by comparison seems lackluster. The camera stops wandering around for a minute and we forget it is there, enjoying the movie. So do the talent and the film becomes about what it is supposed to be about, which is hard sex. Dominica tries to cum and lets her hand fall on top of her clit and masturbate for real instead of looking simulated and pretty. Marty drags her off the table after a long and satisfying anal reaming and forces her violently onto her knees then unloads a massive wad onto the bridge of her nose mostly, with the aid of the most bizarre pop transition I have seen in forever. Even Dominica laughs as she strokes him while he winds down and it runs down her face before the scene fades. You almost have to laugh at how badly he missed her mouth.

Cut to Avy half asleep on the hotel bed with Ashley Blue barging into the room ranting and raving like a crackhead on food stamp day when the county check doesn't come in about her boyfriend Tony T, the Italian Mobster not the Porn Starster, who is wanted by the cops for killing two girls. Blue doesn't blame him for the one he killed because she got mad he was raping her sister. You can bitch about the pronoun usage in that last sentence later if you still care by the end of this review. She also doesn't care about the other girl T murdered, whose skull he cracked open with a chair. All she cares about is that she doesn't have to be held for 70 some odd hours by the police because she found them easy to manipulate with sex. The dialogue is frenetic and uninteresting and about as well played as anything I have ever seen done in an upscale drug rehab by people in their first thirty days of sobriety, so what the fuck, right? We are treated to a flashback dissolve of Blue's wily escape tactics without rhyme or reason on this lonely, lost highway of porn plotlines without further ado or explanation. It's very nearly Lynchian, only it's not, well not really, but kind of. You can feel some of Axel's intentions slip past the delivery at moments like this, and you have to feel for what must be the tortured soul of an artist, trying desperately to work in an unchangeable medium and turn the sow's ear into the silk purse and spin straw into gold, even for a single instant.

Ashley Blue tells two unseen men in a facial close up that she wants to work off her sentence, and then begins to gag on two enormous cocks with her special, supernatural ability to deep throat cock and the finesse with which she deftly and visibly rolls her tongue around the largest of
engorged cunt stuffers with élan. Never is this girl more in her element than when she is surrounded by hard and horny men. She is always ready and willing to service them like the good little filthy whore she knows she is.

The two cops, not concerned a lick about the real definition of Internal Affairs, and also not having heard a stitch of Dostoevsky, are more than willing to take matters into their own hands and grunt in agreement with her carnal insinuation as she holds onto both their poles and "goes skiing" with her sloppy, wet, God given ability to deep throat. From what I can tell from the scene, one cop came to the station without any pants at all and the other came wearing golf shorts. Nevertheless, the minute Ashley starts pulling her patent throat fisting to loosen up her mouth for monster rod, I stop being concerned about things like the inconsistency of the cell to holding facilities that I have spent time in. As Ashley returns to devouring the two anonymous cocks waving in front in a patriotic meaty salute to her oral abilities, I find a growing the lack of concern within myself as to these men who are sworn to uphold the law have for due process and their overly liberal interpretation of the writ of habeas corpus. Quite honestly I simply can't wait for them to throw her to the floor and fuck her, no matter how ludicrous the explanation for it might actually end up being.

They brutalize the little fuck piggie for a while with their throat hammers, spinning her back and forth between them and holding her head and gagging her. Then they lay on the bed and the cop with the black Air Jordan's (product placement in porn?) fucks her ass while the other cop gets more head. It all looks magnificent and moody, with the edgy lighting and the gonzo style sex making a sharp contrast to the full feature dialogue interspersed with Ashley explaining that she only let them fuck her in the ass because her boyfriend would "literally" kill her if he found out someone else had her twat.

They take her anal cavity by storm in several positions to her delight while she goads them on. Even though her throat fisting begins to make her seem like a one trick pony by the end of the scene, there is a great amount to love about the scene in general, including her intensity, the drool strings and dirtiness of it all, and the slight ring of tawny brown pubic hair ringing her puffy labia. My only real complaint, and this may double as a compliment, is that the scene is not nearly long enough and that I wish we could see it uninterrupted and un-narrated, because I think I could watch this girl fuck for hours. If anyone out there reading this is thinking about making a GIRL INTERRUPTED knock off for porno, you better hire this chick or feel her wrath, ‘cause she has the part nailed, all of the parts.

Ashley opens her mouth wide enough for us to see her cavities and then sticks her tongue out and takes two pops to the mouth, showing them off before swallowing them, and then licks the sticky residue remainder back onto both guy's dicks and is released from jail. Flash forward in time to Avy listening to this disgusting tale from the loony that just broke into her seedy hotel room and suddenly Dick Smothers Jr. busts into the room pulling his Goomba routine. He looks a little like Robert DeNiro in Casino for a minute, if Robert DeNiro were the brother of Dick Smothers, which is pretty fucking funny since his father, Dick Smothers of the Smothers Brothers, played the Senator in that movie, Casino.

At any rate, Dick Smothers, I mean ummm...Tony T, not the porn star, starts talking all crazy about where Ashley Blue was so Ashley makes up a lie and tells him that she is a lesbian and that Avy is her girlfriend. Avy goes along with it, presumably to save her own life, as well as to help out a total stranger in a motel room she has never seen before in her life. They kiss and strip down and Avy is quite convincing at "faking" being a lesbian while Tony watches from a chair nearby and does what most men do in these situations, offers what he thinks are helpful hints. You and I know better though, than to suggest things to lesbians while they are in the act of making out, and ruin the moment with our big mouths, don't we? Just checking.

Well one thing leads to another and the next thing you know Ashley is eating Avy and Tony somehow has his dick in her welcoming mouth and is fingering her and then gets both of the girls to blow him at the same time. By this point in the film I am starting to think that Axel Braun has a serious fetish for getting his dick sucked, because there is a whole lot of cocksucking in this movie.

Avy looks great with her shaved slit and her and Ashley take turns letting him fuck them while sad, Italian music plays in the background. The scene is all over the bed, in every combination imaginable, with lots of toe sucking and French kissing and anal sex and tit sucking. Wow. The lighting is just as moody as before, with lots of shadows, but watching Avy go to town and Dick's athleticism distracts you long enough to forget that you wish you could see more. It ends with Smothers dropping a wad of pearl jam on her beautiful, large breasts and a fade to the parking lot. There Ashley and Dick talk about how they conned her into the old ‘fuck my gangster boyfriend' routine while Elvis plays his guitar creepily on the back of the Cadillac. This segment makes up for the shallow and bizarre dialogue in the scene, because they were only pretending to be bad at acting, and it all kind of works, in a Joe Esztrahas kind of way.

Next thing you know, you have to wonder if it was all a dream, because Avy is in the back of the Cadillac asleep and it is night and Elvis is driving her down the Las Vegas Strip. She wake and realizes she is there and is as excited as a child would be seeing Circus Circus for the first time. They drive it for a while and pass the Venetian and then we zoom off a hotel room where Elvis lays on a horrible bed spread that looks like a hundred Smurfs were butchered on and Avy relaxes naked in an in suite Jacuzzi. He gives her some words of advice on rock and roll and then tells her she is on her own and disappears. Cut to Kurt Lockwood hocking flyers on the strip to his rock show when naà¯ve Avy stumbles into him and shows him a sheet of her rock stylings that impresses him.

From there we are whisked away to a red bed in a white room where the two of them, now naked, get straight to fucking in missionary position. They flip to some 69 action with her on top and then a ride through the Valley of the Kings before she eats his ass. He fucks her in scissors and then returns the favor, lubing up her starfish with his spit before fucking it in doggy and spoons. Both of them seem to really enjoy the sex and smile throughout the well lit and beautiful scene. The intensity builds and peaks with him standing up and splashing her face with his load and her lick his cock clean.

When it ends we come back to Lockwood on the strip and realize that it was all just a fun fantasy in Avy's mind. Lockwood tells her that he might play the song and that it is good and invites her to the club. She walks away and he can't believe how hot she is. Then we are at the club with Avy asking for him and getting directed to a table of his friends by the bouncer instead. Turns out that his friends know who she is and tell her that Freddy is backstage but inform her that she has to wait to see him until the two guys fuck the two girls with them and force her to watch. Avy seems stunned and confused and before she can figure out what is going on the scene dissolve to them all naked and fucking in front of her.

Talon and Sven get head from Taylor Rain and Victoria Sin in a wild free for all that includes Taylor Rain fingering her own asshole while she gets passed back and forth between the two studs. Both girls receive more than their fair share of anal action and the scene is well choreographed and well cut. The double pop shot at the end is framed so artfully that is enhances the erotic experience considerably...oh fuck...I'm just going to say it. It is fucking hot!

By now in the story line though I realize that it is all just part of Avy's dirty fantasies and am not surprised, and you won't be either, when we pull back out to see the table staring at her like she is crazy for zoning out on them. They tell her that Lockwood is in the back and when she asks to go backstage they take her, leaving their dates behind in an empty club. Backstage we are treated to Lockwood really jamming bluesy rock out on a guitar and he is happy to see her and tells the guys that she wrote a great song called Cadillac Highway. He convinces her to sing it for them and he plays guitar while she does. The only problem is she sucks at singing, I mean brutally sucks at it, and the guys have to tell her so.

We cut to her doing her original voice over in the mirror while she does her makeup. She tells us that she grew up while she was on the road, and that while she knows that she can't sing, she is still going to be a star.

The next shot she is back at Uncle Ronnie's and is walking into a porn scene with sexy underwear on and hip music like something out of Pulp Fiction. She kneels before her male talent, none other than the director Axel Braun himself, in another oddly Escher-like porn imitating porn imitating life imitating art sequence, and the camera winds backwards away as she unzips his pants and starts to blow him. The theme song lyrics to Cadillac Highway kick in as we pull into darkness and the credits roll. This is a pretty slick fucking ending to a pretty slick movie, all in all.

EXTRA'S

With almost three hours of behind the scenes footage, it's nearly impossible to detail all the great stuff you will see in this department. I can tell you that it opens with Axel singing in Italian a duet with the Elvis impersonator and also features him singing later on and then pacing and smoking and directing and signing. It's safe to say that should he ever give up directing he could make a substantial fortune in Las Vegas as a crooner. A lot of the BTS is quite funny, especially with the girls inane interviews, and you will really want to skim through it at your leisure to maximize the chuckles.
There is also a hard trailer for the film and tons of stills, including bio's on all the girls in the cast, and trailers for other Private North America Titles.
Overall I think that CADILLAC HIGHWAY is a well shot film with plenty of hot sex to offer anyone looking for something more in a couple's flick, dialogue bound porn movie, with plenty to offer to gonzo fans as well as those more interested in romance and plot development. Axel and Private North America do a good job with this and it should do well. "




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[Super Zeta]

Ti avevo avvisato
sei un coglione siderale

addio romeo

[DON CHISCIOTTE]

te l'avevo detto romeo...
usa il nick tg5...

[Diabolik68]

Se usava Rete4 aveva qualche speranza?

[DON CHISCIOTTE]

Se usava Rete4 aveva qualche speranza?

non l'avrebbe mai usata..è la rete dei bacchettoni..

[Diabolik68]

Se usava Rete4 aveva qualche speranza?

non l'avrebbe mai usata..è la rete dei bacchettoni..

Vero, forse gli conveniva usare "Anni '70" (credo ci sia una emittente radio che si chiama così)

[camminatore]

su, ragazzi, non infieriamo.

speriamo che una sana pausa di riflessione gli faccia bene e ch magari, quando sarà  passato il momento DURO i moderatori del forum lo riaccolgano a braccia aperte

[Paperinik]

MODERATORE: NON CAPISCO PERCHE' HAI VENDUTO COSI' IL CULO A PAPERINIK/TIZIANA. E' PROPRIO BRAVO A DIFFAMARE.

SE HAI LE PALLE NON DEVI CANCELLARE QUESTO POST, COME HAI FATTO CON I PRECEDENTI PER NASCONDERE LE PROVE CHE LORO HANNO TRASGREDITO LE REGOLE.

UTENTI, PREFERITE POST SERI COME QUESTO O RIMANERE SOLTANTO CON I POST DENIGRATORI E VUOTI DEL PAPERO???

1) Io sono solo e semplicemente Paperinik, anche se oramai è inutile che te lo dica...
2)Abbiamo trasgredito le regole? puó darsi..ma mi sà  che anche tu non ci sei andato molto più leggero...
3)Non ho mai detto o non mi sono mai vantato di scrivere post citando Schopenhauer (si scrive così?)...ho scritto topic con l'intento di scherzare su qualcosina di serio (tipo quello famoso sulla prostituzione), ho proposto un'idea per il forum che è piaciuta a più utenti...tu che hai fatto? hai aperto post denigratori sparando quasi a zero sulle italiane passando per becero esterofilo, che tra l'altro ci passi male visto che vivi in italia, dici di amare le "fate" ma in fondo fai come fanno tutti, se son gratis te le scopi, se c'è da pagare lasci perdere...o, magari se hai i famosi 20 eurini in tasca, ci vai...
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Bona!

[DON CHISCIOTTE]

su, ragazzi, non infieriamo.

speriamo che una sana pausa di riflessione gli faccia bene e ch magari, quando sarà  passato il momento DURO i moderatori del forum lo riaccolgano a braccia aperte

prima peró deve postare una foto del suo bellissimo culo..in action..

[Super Zeta]

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