Celebrity Sex: Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer)- WWE superstar

[Len801]

Dopo aver distribuito il famoso "home video" di Paris Hilton questa estate, Red Light District ora distribuisce "1 NIGHT IN CHINA".
Chyna Doll (nata 27 dicembre 1969 a New York) era una superstar della WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment). Il nome di Chyna era stato creato da WWE e Joanie Laurer non puo usare questo nome brevettato. Ecco perche' nel film si riferisce a "China" (Una Notte in China).
Altezza: 5'10"
Peso: 200 lbs
Nascita: 27 dicembre 1969 a Rochester (New York)

Career Highlights:
WWE Womens Champion,
WWE Intercontinental Champion,
PGWA Womens Champion,
1996 PGWA Rookie of the Year,
1999 WWE Diva of the Year



questo era un video (soft) fatto da Playboy
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Una lunga e dettagliata recensione di "1 NIGHT IN CHINA" e stata pubblicata da AVN

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(data di uscita: 13 dicembre 2004)


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[b:0c1fd09fa5]Review: Hot on the heels of 1 Night in Paris, Red Light District has followed up with another, uh, celebrity sexpose.

The AVN-named Best Selling and Renting Movie for 2004, Paris featured celebrity sex kitten and heiress to the Hilton fortune, Paris Hilton, while this sequel takes the back road to the bank.

1 Night in China stars Joanie Laurer and Sean Waltman, who in a former career were known as Chyna Doll and X-Pac as part of the World Wrestling Entertainment's bevy of beefed-up wrestling superstars.

When Joanie and (gosh, I'm so tempted to say Chachi here!) Sean left their careers and wrestling monikers behind them, anyone would guess it was just a matter of time before they moved on to some form of exploiting their past. WWE's Vince McMahon, like many savvy promoters and producers, owns many of the names of characters they help build, so new careers and real names have to be created or used to fall back on, it seems.

Chyna was a badass bitch in the ring and looked quite fetching in that female, steroid bodybuilder appeal that strikes a chord with wimpy men, homosexual closet cases and those who make transsexual porno (one of the hottest niches since bisexual porn came and went).

Here, Joanie and Sean travel to China (or at least Sean does), obviously to make the "China" connection and (hopefully) avoid a head-on, body-slam of a lawsuit with McMahon and the WWE. Hell, McMahon is the guy who fought over having to change his organization's name from the World Wrestling Federation (WWF) when the World Wildlife Fund cried foul.

In the 56 minutes of travelogue, seduction, tease and sex, Sean Waltman's attempts at improvisation to a video camera at The Great Wall and Tiannamen Square, rank right up there with some of the great yucks fans of wrestling have enjoyed. Remember when X-Pac would stomp the mat moments before some mook's back would kiss the ring, making for an unintentionally hilarious entertainment experience? This movie leaves that memory on the mat.

Like his short-lived career in front of the wrestling fanatics where he crosses his arms in an X in front of his legs, Waltman should have taken his own advice and kept his pants on, as should Chyna.

When she first enters the frame, ensconced in something "sexy" and looking to tease, it harkens back to those nightmare moments where you're slightly drunk in a room, waiting to see what it is you really seduced, and out comes someone who makes you wonder, Is it a man, a she-male"and most importantly, what the hell is that bulge between its legs and what are its plans for me?! Yikes!

Well, after a brief session of poorly lit seduction in black and white, a surveillance footage level of video camerawork reveals Joanie and Sean's sexual exploits.

Problem is, what we can see looks like a faggy bodybuilder with a mullet banging a handsome transsexual. The freak-show, circus-act, crash appeal heightens when Joanie pops her clit and it's not only pierced, but looks like a mini-penis.

After a bit of the ol' in n' out, we cut back to Sean talking to the camera in China, stumbling through some obviously improvised lines. We're oddly glued to the screen to see how bad he'll get and hoping that we can witness in full-color that mini-penis that speaks inches about steroid abuse in women.

Girls if ya want a big one, juice up, get ready for pimples on your ass, a dick of a clit with a hood like an uncut foreskin and..."Get Ready to Rumble!"

Back in the sex room, Sean switches over to a color camera, forgetting to take the strap off the handle and holding his videocam with all the steadiness of a drunken sailor on a lost weekend. His sexual conquest splayed out, naked before him, with wall-eyed bolt-ons and a mug of a face that is both mannish and moody looking, awaits. Sean goes to work.

Joanie sucks a mean cock, in the way you would assume a guy would, taking a face fucking, manhandling a member and devouring dick till you wonder if it's ever coming back out of that gaping maw of a kisser.

We watch as Sean dives in for his hot lunch, camera wobbling woozily as he contemplates what will likely be his last meal in a porn movie. Joanie's loins are riddled with razor burn, bruises, zits and ripped to the max from serious squats. It doesn't take long for the man in the boat to appear from under Joanie's clitoral hood. (Now I know why there's such a thing as gawkers' block on the freeways.)

As much as I was repulsed seeing an inch-long and thick-as-a-pinkie clitoris with a corona resembling the head of a penis, I was oddly fascinated. I wondered what it really says on her driver's license and how many years and injections of male hormones could produce a member that impressive, and what that would mean to guys who got shortchanged at birth, looking for a few extra inches.

Sean, attempts entry as the camera strap comes into frame like a hook from a vaudeville act and one is left to wonder what ever made these two think this was their ticket to anything other than ridicule and perhaps bit parts in a remake of Nightmare Alley.

Sean gets going and stays hard while the camera captures such wonderful moments as Joanie's ripped abs, which are now showing signs of flab, and her Marty Feldman tits, impossible to capture together at close range.

Obviously, Sean didn't brush up on his (pro-porn shooter) Mike John movies, as he can't direct the sex, much less shoot it and fuck. Hell, the guy was a wrestler, so you have to forgive him.

Joanie, on the other hand, gets so hot, she turns over and starts power thrusting back on Sean's member, doggy-style. The insta-porn stars rut like sweaty gay men, pushing to and fro and grunting, as we can't take our eyes off the acne-riddled ass of Joanie.

Sean makes a thumb pass on Joanie's butthole and with a deft move of a camera that highlights one her worst bruises on her quad, Sean makes an anal entry we never see. Once inside, Joanie lights up like a tranny with a love for butt sex. She power-pumps Chachi, er, Sean, till he's worn out and has to have her turn over for some languid linking.

We watch as she takes it missionary, sweat glistening and her pussy looking like a pierced catcher's mitt with a swollen thumb. More manly sex ensues and one notices that Joanie's almost more buff than Sean... but I digress.

A jump cut takes us to the money shot, where Sean unloads with all the mastery of an amateur stud, whacking his stiff member till he shoots on her splayed anus from the side. At this point, we could be watching two men have sex. It's that scary.

Nevertheless, this is a movie that every casually curious porn consumer and porn fan must see. Wrestling fans too will flock to rent and buy"though we all know once they're 18 they convert to porn fans, so that leaves the rest of the world and, yup, they'll come a runnin'.

Unlike Hilton in 1 Night in Paris, there's no glee to be had watching a bad girl heiress look like she's thinking, "Fuck you daddy!" while she takes a load on camera.

However, Joanie and Sean do have celebrity appeal of a more freakish sort, and will obviously end up on some sort of circuit, probably with a small circus, or maybe even Branson, Missouri, because I hear Joanie likes to sing and play guitar. Sean's already looking like he could be one of The Gatlin Brothers on a bender, so that pretty much sums it up.

You have to see this movie.

Afterwards, take a Silkwood shower like I did, and don't pick up the soap. If you drop it, Joanie might get you. [/b:0c1fd09fa5]
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[size=9:0c1fd09fa5]Pro Wrestler Chyna's Sex Tape Hits Market
December 3, 2004
"Celebrity Justice" has shown you Chyna and her on-again-off-again boyfriend, the wrestler X-Pac, make "war." Now, if you think you're up for it, you can watch them make love.

As "CJ" first reported, Chyna -- real name Joanie Lauer -- filed a restraining order against X-Pac last year. Weeks later the two were arrested for domestic abuse and, in a phone interview, Chyna told us she feared for her life -- a charge X-Pac, the ring-name of Sean Waltman -- dismissed, saying "it's just really ridiculous, immature stuff."

So are you ready to see a different side of the couple? That's right, a new celebrity sex video starring the smackdown sweethearts is about to hit the market -- and Chyna's agreed to its release.
David Joseph, president of the company distributing the video, "Red Light District" Productions, told us Chyna had no choice: someone somehow got a hold of the raunchy video and was about to release it on the Internet, so, "She just decided if someone else was doing it, she might as well just do it herself."

In a statement, Chyna expressed pride in the tape, saying, "I'm proud of my performance in the video and feel confident that my fans throughout the world will love it."

Chyna and X-Pac once ruled wrestling before their personal lives began to unravel. But nowadays, Joseph told us, the two are no longer at war. "I do believe they broke up but, last I heared, they're still communicating," he said.

Joseph revealed the video was actually shot in China (the country) and claimed it's "artistic." And Joseph knows a thing or two about marketing these types of tapes: he's the man behind Paris Hilton's infamous sex video, which also the subject of legal action. And Joseph said that more celeb videos are on the way. "I got contacted by several different people that have celebrity sex tapes and we're aggressively going after them," he stated. [/size:0c1fd09fa5]

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[b:0c1fd09fa5]NEW YORK - This morning, while promoting her involvement with The World's Most Beautiful Transsexual pageant, Joanie "Chyna" Laurer admitted to taping a celebrity porn video with Ex-WWE wrestler X-Pac. Laurer claimed that X-Pac's potential return to the league would likely bar the release of the video.

Laurer is scheduled to appear in Las Vegas, Nevada this weekend to judge the aforementioned tranny pageant. The three-day competition, held July 22 through the July 24 at the Riviera Convention Center in Las Vegas, will narrow a field of entrants down to a final 12, who will then take part in evening wear, swimwear, talent, and on-stage interview competitions

Over $25,000 in prize money is at stake in the event. The winner stands to take home $5000 and a trip for two to an exotic location. The entire pageant will be filmed for a documentary and television.

Joanie Laurer left the WWE in 2001 when contract negotiations between the wrestler and her employers failed. Laurer was subsequently barred from appearing as Chyna (a trademark of the WWE) when she posed for the January 2002 issue of Playboy[/b:0c1fd09fa5]

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CHATSWORTH, Calif., Dec. 3 /PRNewswire/ -- Red Light District, a leading production company that specializes in hard-core gonzo films and distributors of the hugely popular 1 Night in Paris video featuring the heiress to the Hilton hotel fortune, today announced they will distribute the sex video of world renowned wrestler Joanie Laurer, known to millions of fans as Chyna.

1 Night in China, that features Laurer and her boyfriend, professional wrestler Sean Waltman also known as X-PAC, will be available December 13, 2004. The video will be available in domestic, international and online adult video stores with an MSRP of $39.00. Red Light District also included four special scenes that showcase the company's other successful titles.

The video was something that my boyfriend and I taped for our own personal pleasure, said Joanie Laurer, a former WWF wrestler. However, when an outside party got hold of it, I decided to make a preemptive strike and release the video myself. I'm proud of my performance in the video and feel confident that my fans throughout the world will love it.

Joanie is an international celebrity with a huge fan base and we are very confident that this video will be immensely popular, said David Joseph, president Red Light District. It's clear that there is symmetry between the fans of professional wrestling and consumers of adult entertainment, and the viewers won't be disappointed.

1 Night in China was shot on location throughout China while Laurer and Waltman were on an Asian vacation. Laurer, whose cover of Playboy is the best-selling issue in the magazine's history, also will be staring on the fourth season of VH1's The Surreal Life, airing January 9, 2005.

Recently Red Light District's 1 Night in Paris, video has sold more than 400,000 copies and is considered to be the best selling video of all time. It recently won Best Selling Title of the Year and Best Renting Title of the Year by Adult Video News (AVN).

About Red Light District Video: Founded in 1999 in Chatsworth, California, Red Light District Video is an award-winning, production company specializing in hard-core, gonzo films. With hundreds of videos, including 1 Night in Paris, the company has become home to celebrity pornography, in addition to maintaining the sexiest and raunchiest video library in the business. For more information, please visit the company website at clubredlight.com.
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[akira]

ma parli del video dove chyna scopa con 1-2-3 kid aka xpac?

[jjlover]

scusate, ma nel retro della cover (sotto la scritta in giallo) le prime due foto mostrano una situazione un pó particolare: trattasi di trans o ermafrodita?

[Len801]

scusate, ma nel retro della cover (sotto la scritta in giallo) le prime due foto mostrano una situazione un pó particolare: trattasi di trans o ermafrodita?

Chyna ha un grande clitoride, come (quasi) tutte quelle che fanno del bodybuilding

[Len801]

ma parli del video dove chyna scopa con 1-2-3 kid aka xpac?

Si X-Pac, ma anche lui non puo' usare questo nome, perche' e' brevettato.

[Julio taylor]

ma si tratta di un video rubato (come quello della hilton) o è fatto di sua spontanea volonta?

[alby]

Il Wrestling perde una protagonista, ma il porno ci guadagna

[Len801]

Joanie Laurer left the WWE in 2001 when contract negotiations between the wrestler and her employers failed. Laurer was subsequently barred from appearing as Chyna (a trademark of the WWE) when she posed for the January 2002 issue of Playboy

Come era indicato nel mio post, Chyna se ne era andata dalla WWE nel 2001, e quando appari per Playboy nella rivista del gennaio 2002, WWE la licensio' completamente. Non so se Chyna e X-Pac hanno fatto questo film furtivamente per uso personale o avevano in mente di farci soldi sopra.

[akira]

da quanto letto su forum sulla wwe fu HHH a cacciare (gia findanzato con la filgia dell'owner wwe oraq marito...) Chyna & X-pac per divergenze tra loro...chyna e xpac hanno fatto il film, per "mangiare"

[alby]

Ci mangiano gli altri.

[Len801]

Ecco il filmato (di scarsa qualita') di 5:45 minuti di Chyna
http://www.newsfilter.org/chynas-dick-porn.wmv

[Len801]

E' uscito un nuovo film hard di Chyna, prodotto dalla Vivid Video.
Filmografia dettagliata di Chyna postata oggi su SZ:
viewtopic.php?f=4&t=30814&p=1276759#p1276759

[bocha]

lei prima posta su twitter che non farà più film porno...e poi....boh

[Len801]

lei prima posta su twitter che non farà più film porno...e poi....boh

Ha une bella casa a Hollywood (dove il suo BACKDOOR TO CHYNA e' stato girato). Riceve qualche offerta per film tradizionali, ma ci sono sempre quelle dannate spese alla fine del mese da pagare. Ha sempre avuto dei problemi di alcol e droga. Non credo che nel suo conto bancario ci sono tanti zeri. Ora dice che vuole fare carriera nell'hard. Gia fa lesbo, anal e A2M, che altro ci rimane?: fisting, pissing, triple anal? Decisamente no per la Vivid....

[alex1jd1]