Frank "Il Maestro" Zappa
Catholic Girls (1979)
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=lVPIwTwGz8o
Catholic girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
In the rectory basement
Father rileys a fairy
But it dont bother mary
Catholic girls
At the cyo
Catholic girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?
All the way
Thats the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-hip-hooray
For all the class they show
Theres nothing like a catholic girl
At the cyo
When they learn to blow...
Father riley:
Theyre learning to blow
All the catholic boys!
Mary:
Warren cuccurullo...
Father riley:
Catholic boys!
Mary:
Kinda young, kinda wow!
Father riley:
Catholic boys!
Mary:
Vinnie colaiuta...
Chorus:
Where are they now?
Did they all take the vow?
Father riley:
Catholic girls
Warren:
Carmenita scarfone!
Father riley:
Catholic girls
Officer butzis:
Hey! she gave me vd!
Father riley:
Catholic girls!
Warren:
Toni carbone!
Chorus:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go wow!
Joe:
Vd vowdy vootie
Right away
Thats the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
Theres nothing like a catholic girl
With her hand in the box
When shes on her knees
Larry:
She was on her knees,
My little catholic girl
Chorus:
In a little white dress
Catholic girls
They never confess
Catholic girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
Catholic girls
Ooooooh!
(etc.)
Central scrutinizer:
This is the central scrutinizer...
Joe had a girl friend named mary.
She used to go the church club every week.
Theyd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think pure thoughts
But one night at the social club meeting
Mary didnt show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at the armory
In order to get a pass
To see some big rock group for free...
Flakes
http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=RFvtoJrK1Zg
Flakes! flakes!
Flakes! flakes!
They dont do no good
They never be workin
When they oughta should
They waste your time
Theyre wastin mine
Californias got the most of them
Boy, they got a host of them
Swear tgod they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear tgod they got the most
At every business on the coast
They got the flakes
Flakes! flakes!
They cant fix yer brakes
You ask em, wheres my motor?
Well, it was eaten by snakes...
You can stab n shoot n spit
But they wont be fixin it
Theyre lyin an lazy
They can be drivin you crazy
Swear tgod they got the most
At every business on the coast
Swear tgod they got the most
At every business on the coast
Take it away, bob...
I asked as nice as I could
If my job would
Somehow be finished by friday
Well, them whole damn weekend
Came n went, frankie
Wanna buy some mandies, bob?
n they didnt do nothin
But they charged me double for sunday
You know, no matter what you do,
They gonna cheat n rob you
Then theyll send you a bill
Thatll get your senses reelin
And if you do not pay
They got computer collectors
Thatll get you so crazy
til your headll go through th ceilin
Yes it will!
Im a moron, n this is my wife
Shes frosting a cake
With a paper knife
All what we got heres
American made
Its a little bit cheesey,
But its nicely displayed
Well we dont get excited when it
Crumbles n breaks
We just get on the phone
And call up some flakes
They rush on over
n wreck it some more
n we are so dumb
Theyre linin up at our door
Well, the toilet went crazy
Yersterday afternoon
The plumber he says
Never flush a tampoon!
This great information
Cost me half a weeks pay
And the toilet blew up
Later on the next day-ay-eee-ay
Blew up the next day
Woo-ooo
We are millions n millions,
Were coming to get you
Were protected by unions
So dont let it upset you
Cant escape the conclusion
Its probably gods will
That civilization
Will grind to a standstill
And we are the people
Who will make it all happen
While yer children is sleepin,
Yer puppy is crappin
You might call us flakes
Or something else you might coin us
But we know youre so greedy
That youll probably join us
Were coming to get you, were coming to get you
Were coming to get you, were coming to get you
Were coming to get you, were coming to get you
Were coming to get you, were coming to get you...
La verità non si pulisce i piedi prima di entrare in salotto. (Derek Raymond)