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#301 Messaggio da cangaceiro »

dille che vai con il geometra Canga a studiare per la tua Tesi il palazzo populori di Bucarest e poi andiamo a mignotte insieme 8)

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#302 Messaggio da cangaceiro »

sti str---- di questo sito:
http://mamaia.com/hotel/index.asp
mi fanno prenotare solo con la possibilità  del full board :evil:
ovvero accomodation + i tre pasti (break,lunch,dinner)
ma io mangio una volta il giorno come i cani che me frega a me del full?
e adesso l'hotel come lo prenoto?!? :-?

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#303 Messaggio da Rex_Sinner »

cangaceiro ha scritto:ma io mangio una volta il giorno come i cani che me frega a me del full?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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#304 Messaggio da warman »

i understand that cangaicero want to visit Romania.i want to help you cangaicero,to make an impresion before you arrive here.read this:

Rromania

Rromania is a hidden and always on the move part of Romania. The name Rromania comes from rrom (an exotic presence in Romania) and the imperativ verb "a-niaaaaaaaa" (similar to "diiiiii", a verb for their favourite pets and close friends, the horses). The rroms (also known as tigani, cygans, gypsyies, gitanos, zigeuner, ceaules, zmardoi, ursari and so on...) are not a native population in Romania. They have migrated after the last glaciation froze the northern parts of India. From their ancestor's lives in India, the rroms have learned to be in constant communion with Mother Nature. And so, they roam the country relentlessly in search of a place close enough to nature worth settling down. They also resent water and hate soap.

Due to their natural tan, the rroms have been discriminated throughout history. In medieval times, they were Vlad the Impaler's favourite practice target. After this oppression, they tried to arrange a deal with the turks to overthrow Vlad the Devil (Vlad Dracu), but their plan was exposed by Stefan cel Mare, who turned them into slaves for their treason.

As slaves, the rroms had some very rough times. They were sold for practically nothing (example of rrom transaction: "Ionascu fecior lui Ursu Piscoaei este vindut drept un poloboc de miare, pretuit drept zece galbeni, cu feciorii lui ce-i va avea" - "Ionascu is sold for a jar of honey with all his sons and his sons' sons"). Because of their low wages (two beatings per day), the rroms turned to stealing. The stealing ability of the rroms was used in the wars with the turks, when the romanians sent rrom commando teams on turkish soil to steal the turks' weapons and their daughters' virginity. They were forced to work in inhuman conditions and they were fed nothing (twice a day at least). Because they suffered from constant hunger, the rroms started singing. And never stopped.

The hunger singing quickly turned into a business. Their work inspired great musicians across history (Frantz Liszt's "Roman Rhapsody for Piano" was inspired by a local talent, Barbu Lautaru). It was even suggested that these two were close friends. BUT (there's always a but) Barbu Lautaru marked the beggining (and simultaneously the end) of an era when gypsies ACTUALLY composed and played genuine rroman music (if such a concept was ever invented). Later on, "pictati" (painted faces) like Romica Puceanu, Faramita Lambru and Constantin Eftimiu added those superb suburb flavours that left their touch on generations and generations to come. In our days, the rroms invented the techno-manele genre, but because it was hard to produce all the techno sounds with only their mouth, hands and belly, the rroms settled for the manele. In our days, even a senate member, Madalin Voicu, started singing rock. Naturally, he quit.

The true oppression of the rroms started in the year 1766, when both mixt marriages and CD-RROMs were forbidden. Because gipsy women are too damn ugly, many rroms swore celibacy and turned to their horses. Even now, as a testimony of those hard times, horses are highly regarded in the rrom culture. They have the best places in the rroms' houses (they sleep on the couch in the dining room) and they are fed only milk and barley (in various combinations like milk and milk, barley and air, air and air..).

In modern times, the rroms started to promote their way of life in several countries in Europe. They had a huge success teaching the europeans how to live without their wallets and without their cars. They also have a strong anti-violence policy, so when someone opposes them by force, they gather in a large pack and beat him senseless. Because of their high popularity, the romanian people are now known as rroms in all of Europe.

:D :D read more here:http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Romania#Rromania

best regards guys

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#305 Messaggio da balkan wolf »

"Due to their natural tan, the rroms have been discriminated throughout history. In medieval times, they were Vlad the Impaler's favourite practice target."

:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)

sorry man but i have a fucking bad sense of humor... nothing personal obviously :-)
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#306 Messaggio da cangaceiro »

warman ha scritto:i understand that cangaicero want to visit Romania.i want to help you cangaicero,to make an impresion before you arrive here.read this:

Rromania

Rromania is a hidden and always on the move part of Romania. The name Rromania comes from rrom (an exotic presence in Romania) and the imperativ verb "a-niaaaaaaaa" (similar to "diiiiii", a verb for their favourite pets and close friends, the horses). The rroms (also known as tigani, cygans, gypsyies, gitanos, zigeuner, ceaules, zmardoi, ursari and so on...) are not a native population in Romania. They have migrated after the last glaciation froze the northern parts of India. From their ancestor's lives in India, the rroms have learned to be in constant communion with Mother Nature. And so, they roam the country relentlessly in search of a place close enough to nature worth settling down. They also resent water and hate soap.

Due to their natural tan, the rroms have been discriminated throughout history. In medieval times, they were Vlad the Impaler's favourite practice target. After this oppression, they tried to arrange a deal with the turks to overthrow Vlad the Devil (Vlad Dracu), but their plan was exposed by Stefan cel Mare, who turned them into slaves for their treason.

As slaves, the rroms had some very rough times. They were sold for practically nothing (example of rrom transaction: "Ionascu fecior lui Ursu Piscoaei este vindut drept un poloboc de miare, pretuit drept zece galbeni, cu feciorii lui ce-i va avea" - "Ionascu is sold for a jar of honey with all his sons and his sons' sons"). Because of their low wages (two beatings per day), the rroms turned to stealing. The stealing ability of the rroms was used in the wars with the turks, when the romanians sent rrom commando teams on turkish soil to steal the turks' weapons and their daughters' virginity. They were forced to work in inhuman conditions and they were fed nothing (twice a day at least). Because they suffered from constant hunger, the rroms started singing. And never stopped.

The hunger singing quickly turned into a business. Their work inspired great musicians across history (Frantz Liszt's "Roman Rhapsody for Piano" was inspired by a local talent, Barbu Lautaru). It was even suggested that these two were close friends. BUT (there's always a but) Barbu Lautaru marked the beggining (and simultaneously the end) of an era when gypsies ACTUALLY composed and played genuine rroman music (if such a concept was ever invented). Later on, "pictati" (painted faces) like Romica Puceanu, Faramita Lambru and Constantin Eftimiu added those superb suburb flavours that left their touch on generations and generations to come. In our days, the rroms invented the techno-manele genre, but because it was hard to produce all the techno sounds with only their mouth, hands and belly, the rroms settled for the manele. In our days, even a senate member, Madalin Voicu, started singing rock. Naturally, he quit.

The true oppression of the rroms started in the year 1766, when both mixt marriages and CD-RROMs were forbidden. Because gipsy women are too damn ugly, many rroms swore celibacy and turned to their horses. Even now, as a testimony of those hard times, horses are highly regarded in the rrom culture. They have the best places in the rroms' houses (they sleep on the couch in the dining room) and they are fed only milk and barley (in various combinations like milk and milk, barley and air, air and air..).

In modern times, the rroms started to promote their way of life in several countries in Europe. They had a huge success teaching the europeans how to live without their wallets and without their cars. They also have a strong anti-violence policy, so when someone opposes them by force, they gather in a large pack and beat him senseless. Because of their high popularity, the romanian people are now known as rroms in all of Europe.

:D :D read more here:http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Romania#Rromania

best regards guys
se mi capisce in italiano non poteva rispondermi anche in italiano? sono cangaceiro mica Mr. Brown. fatemi un riassunto voi il mio inglese è buono per prenotare solo le camere on-line via internet e per dire Wer ar you from....yu ar very nais....mentre ballo in disco muovendo sinuosamente il bacino accanto alla passerotta non made in italy di turno.... :)

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#307 Messaggio da nik978 »

o my god

stop with this fucking fight Balkan vs romania's people...

:D

mr brown/canga need some information to reach fast the Holy triangle (pussy.)...no more shit...

(i'm joking guys.:))
E' la vecchia guardia e i suoi interventi sul darkside sono imprescindibili, affronta il lato oscuro del sesso estremo con l'approccio dostojeschiano dell'uomo che soffre, mitizza e somatizza.UN DEMONE
Now I lay me down to sleep,Pray the lord my soul to keep.And if I die before I wake pray the lord my soul to take.

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#308 Messaggio da cangaceiro »

e parlamose in italiano.... 8)

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#309 Messaggio da balkan wolf »

nick is easy to talk "politycally correct" when you dont have the rroms on the border of your country...

tiè ciapa su e prta a cà  :-)
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#310 Messaggio da warman »

nik,i dont have a fight with balkan anymore,he can talk what he want,i dont give a shit on his malicious words,in fact my opinion is that he is a cool guy,his major fault is that he is in love with the buggarian people lol: :lol: :lol .is imposibile to me to understand why.anyway,anyone is free to chose.

cangaicero,i am so sorry,i cant translate for you in italian,but search a dictionary and try to translate yourself,you will find useful things,that in case if you want to come in Romania. :D :D :D

here are some more descriptions:

Romanians are still a mystery to scientists, but the following facts are known:

* They have furry, smelly, yet incredibly delicate feet.
* For several years in the late 1960s, they served the Dark Lord Sauron (now known as Lord of the Dance; not to be confused with Saurug or Saruman).
* There is nothing in the world more powerful than a Romanian person drunk on ţuică or palinca, two magical Romanian potions. Moreover, as the underlying tectonic plate spins at about 750 RPM, Romanians have an amazing innate sense of balance which will keep them standing upright even when reaching alcohol-induced coma.
* They pray every night to Ceausescu, the Romanian god.
* Women in Romania love pula.
* In some region of Romania people are half vampires. They support the light of the sun. When the sun is on sky they are human, but when the night comes they become vampires and they are searching for victims.
* Zdob si Zdub is good. But Grandma too much loves drums and pula. Yach!

1. Food: They eat almost everything from twigs and worms to newspapers and Lego toys. If they can't find anything to eat in the jungle, they turn to the countryside where they hunt for the magnificent, yet dangerous Chupacabra, pushing this wonderful species further down the road to extinction.
2. Sex: They are sexless. They reproduce solely by invoking a committee on this or that problem.
3. Language: How do they talk to each other? Simple! The communist language (also named "the wooden tongue", since they live in the woods). It's very simple to learn. You just need to know Romanian, and add at the end of each word "-oiodo".

Ex: the national anthem in communist language: Alooiodo. Suntoido euoiodo, unoido haiducoiodo. (Hello! It's me, the local Robin Hood).

:lol: :lol: :lol: what do you say balkan?are you satisfied?

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#311 Messaggio da cangaceiro »

ma andate affanculo!!!...... :D :)

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#312 Messaggio da cangaceiro »

http://mamaia.com/hotel/Piccadilly/index.asp

qualcuno puo dirmi quale numero di telefono ha questo albergo per chiamare dall'italia?

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#313 Messaggio da cangaceiro »

Piccadilly
Mamaia
Phone: +40 (0) 2418 31129


ho trovato questo numero dell'albergo ma non riesco a comporlo!!!!

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#314 Messaggio da nik978 »

prova a fare 0040 241831129

dovrebbe andare
E' la vecchia guardia e i suoi interventi sul darkside sono imprescindibili, affronta il lato oscuro del sesso estremo con l'approccio dostojeschiano dell'uomo che soffre, mitizza e somatizza.UN DEMONE
Now I lay me down to sleep,Pray the lord my soul to keep.And if I die before I wake pray the lord my soul to take.

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#315 Messaggio da cangaceiro »

nik978 ha scritto:prova a fare 0040 241831129

dovrebbe andare
è vero funziona!!!! grazie mille nik...spero di poterti dedicare un paio di colpi a te che daró a una romena 8)

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